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The Killer Clown Epidemic Is Getting Obliterated By One Man And His Gun (VIDEO)

The past few weeks has seen an epidemic of killer clowns hitting the street, with sightings coming all over the US and the UK and nobody really any the wiser as to what the hell is going on – although...

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The Corona Founder Has Turned Everyone He Knows Into A Millionaire

Corona is one of the biggest beer brands in the world, with £556million sales in the United States alone – despite its success though, the money and power hasn’t gone to its creator’s head and he’s...

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Watch This Hero Deliver Justice To A Pair Of Drunk Woman-Beating Assholes

I’m sure we’re all guilty of having a few too many and doing things that we regret. But there’s absolutely no excuse for harassing staff at a takeaway and throwing chairs at them, especially if they’re...

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Police Are Called To Shut Down House Party; Join In For A Jam Instead (VIDEO)

There’s nothing worse than a neighbour calling the cops on you for having a house party and getting it shut down. Sometimes though, something awesome goes down like in the video below. Featured Image...

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Incredible Footage Shows Great White Shark Swimming In Shallow Waters

I think if I ever saw a shark in open water then I would get as far away as possible from it, even if it seemed to be badly hurt and couldn’t actually attack me. You just never know with those fuckers....

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Drunk Brits Are Getting Horrifically Offensive Madeleine McCann Tattoos In...

I keep starting these articles with lines like “just when you think that Magaluf can’t get any worse”, but this might actually be the pinnacle of bad taste from that part of the world. Images VIA  One...

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Zach Braff Just Discovered He’s The Face Of Erectile Dysfunction In Russia

It’s been over ten years since Scrubs stopped making new episodes, but I’m fairly sure that JD and the gang hold a special part in the hearts of anyone that grew up in the 00s. Featured Image VIA  That...

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Pissed Off Northerner Puts House On eBay For £1 After Argument With Estate...

It’s well known that selling your house and dealing with estate agents and everything else to get it over the line is one of the most annoying and time consuming activities out there, so I can...

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A Man Has Changed His Gender To Get Cheaper Car Insurance

It was only a matter of time.

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Alleged Sex Cult Leader William Control Has Released New Music Telling His...

Keeping in character.

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Musician Ryan Adams Has Been Accused Of Sexual Misconduct By Multiple Women...

Another one.

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These Assholes Decided To Throw A Cake In A Lion’s Face (VIDEO)

Really not funny guys. 

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Researchers Say That You Should Stare Seagulls Out If You Want To Save Your Food

What are you looking at?

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The First Fan And Critic Reviews Of IT: Chapter Two Have Been Released

The verdict is in.

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A Builder Has Been Pictured Taking A Shit On A Roof He Was Supposed To Be Fixing

Lad.

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Netflix Have Released A New Documentary About Puppies Training To Become...

It's pretty much The Apprentice for dogs.

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Edward Norton And Brad Pitt Were So High At The Fight Club Premiere That They...

Jokers.

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A Video Has Been Released Showing A Man Repeatedly Punching A Kangaroo In The...

Dickhead.

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Spanish Cops Have Broken Up A Planned Drug Fuelled Orgy During Coronavirus...

Party poopers.

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A Landlord Asked A Tenant He’s Forcing Out To Make A Video Of The House And...

Up yours landlords.

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